-On his growth chart: "They were everywhere in the bathroom, the showers, the training rooms, the gym. All over the place."
-On the All-Star draft: "All the players in one room just like the Bachelor."
-Sharpy picks the Oscars:
Best Picture: "Inception"
Best Actress: "Natalie Portman"
Best Actor: "Colin Firth"
-On the Oscars "It always seems to be the movie that no one ever sees gets to win all the awards"
-"I got a few fans from playing hockey for the Blackhawks, but all my fans come from the Eric and Kathy show."
Listen to the entire segment here: Sharp Attack!