Late Night with Brent Seabrook:

Tsn broke some news around 2 in the morning. You didn't hear it, while sleeping? You didn't hear the angels singing or the unicorns galloping through flowers or me crying tears of joy?

Well, here it is:

"Sources told TSN early on Saturday that Seabrook is on the verge of finalizing a five-year contract with the club worth a shade under $30 million." (source)

They should turn on the Tornado sirens for this kind of news.