Sunday, February 27, 2011

Oscar Edition: Blackhawks vs Coyotes

The Blackhawks won 4-3 against the Coyotes. They have now have won four in a row and got another two points. You could call this an Oscar Edition recap or a Lazy Edition recap:

Best Picture: The First Period
Best Performance by a Player: Jonathan Toews (2 goals and the game winning shootout goal)
Best Performance by a Player in a Shootout: Corey Crawford
Best Dressed: The Blackhawks (nothing better than the indian head sweater)
Best James Franco look-a-like: Jonathan Toews
Best Montage: Seabrook video montage to "Signed, Sealed, Delivered." (@hockeenight)
Best Impression of God who's not Morgan Freeman: Marian Hossa
Best Equipment Malfunction: Patrick Kane (tried to give away his stick by throwing it over the glass, but it landed back on the ice)
Robbed of a Star of the Game: Corey Crawford
Robbed of a Goal: The Blackhawks
Worst Impression of a Wolf: a Coyote
Best Acting in a Commercial: Brent Seabrook's words of wisdom for Kefir (yogurt): "To be in the NHL you have to be able to think outside of the box especially the penalty box."
Worst Performance by a Player: Shane Doan (checked Hendry into the boards and Hendry had to be helped off the ice)
Best Impression of Woody and Buzz: Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane
Best Appearance by a Non-player: Joey the Junior Reporter
Best Fake Scratch of the Game: Niklas Hjalmarsson
Best Tweet of the Game: Paul Bissonnette of the Coyotes: @BizNasty2point0: "Oh & did any1 in the crowd tonight c me making the "make it rain" motion 2 seabrook after he signed the deal for 29 sheetz? #MakeItRainBrent"

Tomorrow: The trade deadline (ahhh!) and Blackhawks vs Wild.

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