Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Dave Bolland Facts:

A new hashtag started on Twitter today: #DaveBollandFacts
Here's just a sample of the awesomeness:

Dave Bolland's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd because NO ONE fools Dave Bolland#DaveBollandFacts

@helltruk He wasnt injured. He skated into the future then had to wait 6 weeks for the world to catch up to him#DaveBollandFacts

@wilkinson81 Dave Bolland destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements. The only element he believes in is the element of surprise. #davebollandfacts

@khateeb88 The Cubs haven't won in over 100 years because Dave Bolland doesn't have time to play baseball.#DaveBollandFacts

@jayc4life Greedo saw Dave Bolland across the Mos Eisley Cantina bar and turned his gun on himself.#DaveBollandFacts

@InToewsWeTrust Davy Jones' locker is in Dave Bolland's locker room. #DaveBollandFacts

@forksvschopstic Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Dave Bolland. #DaveBollandFacts

@js48691 Planet Earth doesn't spin on its own, it spins as Dave Bolland walks. #daveBollandFacts

@xDontToewsMeBro Jesus once saw Dave Bolland's face in his tortilla. #DaveBollandFacts

@xDontToewsMeBro Dave Bolland can win a game of Connect Four in three moves. #DaveBollandFacts

@jimfcook Waldo told Dave Bolland where he was#DaveBollandFacts

@Bytor2112 Dave Bolland doesn't eat honey, he chews bees....#DaveBollandFacts

@D_thevoice Dave Bolland CAN eat only one Lay's potato chip... #DaveBollandFacts

@xDontToewsMeBro Dave Bolland can speak braille.#DaveBollandFacts

@GoodLuckGriff Dave Bolland can gargle peanut butter#DaveBollandFacts

@xDontToewsMeBro Superman wears Dave Bolland pajamas.#DaveBollandFacts

@HockeySavants Dave Bolland can kill penalties, on the bench#DaveBollandFacts

You can read and laugh more here.

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