Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Let the Games Begin!

Happy Blackhawks vs Canucks game! *President Snow voice*
Chicago will be watching. Or did

In honor of the Hunger Games, I attempted to make Hunger Games references to everything that happened in the Blackhawks vs Canucks game. It wasn't too hard considering all games vs the Canucks end up with them trying to kill each other.

Game on.

Before the game, the Canucks had their bowl full paper that had each Blackhawks player's name on it. They were choosing who they were going to complain and talk shit about during post-game. The player: Duncan Keith. We'll get to that later. Keith just forgot that you're not suppose to put your elbows on the table.

The Canucks (district 2) are like the "Career Tributes." They took a quick 1-0 lead over the Blackhawks (district 12). In the 1st, the Hawks had three penalty KILLS, which meant they only had 21 more to go...

Unfortunately, there were no tracker jackers or fire balls. I'm going to take a guess the Sedins represented the mutts. Kane shot the arrow through the apple in the pig's mouth. Also, known as shooting the puck into the goal 1-1.

The teams showed a great example of the bloodbath at the Cornucopia at the start of the Hunger games when they all decided to shove each other's gloves into each other's faces and take off each other's helmets. The supplies: Duncan Keith's balls, Stalberg's face and Seabrook's hair.

Overtime: Nightlock berries. Unlike Katniss, the Hawks just let the Canucks eat them. Oduya thew the burnt bread to Shaw and he put it in the goal for the overtime win!

Blackhawks win in overtime against the Canucks. "Real or not real?" "Real."

1 comment:

  1. And now comes the hearing of Duncs before Shanahan. And the whole thing has become a mess and complicated. it was going to be a phone-in interview, and the league was satisfied with this. But hours later, they indicated they wanted an in person interview instead. Keith has not waived his right to an in person interview. But the in person hearing has not been confirmed, either. No decision will come about this until the morning. This all comes from tweets by Bob McKenzie. Does Duncan Keith deserve a suspension? Yes. The hit was dirty and deserves some time. But by the same token, Daniel Sedin also deserves time. he delivered the same type of hit 6 minutes earlier.